france vs. iceland (my reactions)

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first half: FRA 4-0 ISL

riiightttt so i slept my way through the first 37 minutes, but i managed to watch the last 8 minutes of the first half so here you go

FUCK OH MY GOD
WHY AM I CRYING IDK
DIMITRI PAYETTTTT
HOLY SHIT
OH MY GODDDD WE ARE WINNING 3-0
I ACTUALLY WITNESSED THAT GOAL LOL
THAT WAS SO COOL
why are payet's goals always so freaking cool all the time oh my god
GRIZI KISSING HIS BOOT OH MY GOF
🔵DIMITRI PAYET SCORES IN THE 43RD MINUTE

FUCK OH MY GODWHY AM I CRYING IDKDIMITRI PAYETTTTTHOLY SHITOH MY GODDDD WE ARE WINNING 3-0I ACTUALLY WITNESSED THAT GOAL LOLTHAT WAS SO COOLwhy are payet's goals always so freaking cool all the time oh my god GRIZI KISSING HIS BOOT OH MY GOF🔵DIMI...

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MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WHAT THE HELL
WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
GRIZOUUUUUUUUUUU
ANTOINE FUCKING GRIEZMANN HOLY SHIT WNCIQGXBA
4-0 WHAT THE HELL
THAT SOLO RUN
AND THAT FLICK
WHAT NO NO NO NO I CAN'T BREATHE
🔵ANTOINE GRIEZMANN SCORES IN THE 45TH MINUTE

ANOTHER CELEBRATION FOR MIA WNDOQGBW I SWEAR I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

payet kissed his boot again oh my god

ANTOINE GRIEZMANN IS NOW THE EURO TOPSCORER WITH 4 GOALS (unless he scores again later and makes it 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 1103715 goals)AND IT WAS ACTUALLY THE 100TH GOAL OF THE EURO

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ANTOINE GRIEZMANN IS NOW THE EURO TOPSCORER WITH 4 GOALS (unless he scores again later and makes it 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 1103715 goals)
AND IT WAS ACTUALLY THE 100TH GOAL OF THE EURO

my baby grizi i can't believe it

second half: FRA 5-2 ISL

i still don't understand how i could've missed the first half
ugh my stupid alarm
i'm really sorry:(

trying to be chill about the fact that grizi is actually the euro topscorer now

OH NO
payet's kick went too far up
*pats him on the back*

oh wait so iceland are the ones with "KSI" on their jerseys HAHAHAHAHA oh god i watch too much youtube videos

ummmmmmmmm k
that was the most emotionless goal i've ever seen in the world lmao
🔵SIGTHORSSON SCORES IN THE 56TH MINUTE

LOL NO
U CAN'T DROP GIROUD DOWN LIKE THAT

LOL BITCH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DROPPING HIM DOWN
HELL YES
WHOOOOOO
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
LES BLEUS LES BLEUS LES BLEUS
AJXJQGZUABWBAYS THAT HEADER THOOOOUUUGGGHHH
🔵OLIVIER GIROUD SCORES IN THE 59TH MINUTE

andddddd thennnnn he comes off:(

well it's 5-1 now
and my predictions were way off lol

this chapter is going to be very short though ugh i hate myself (and my alarm mostly)

IT JUST SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THE FACT THAT FRANCE ARE GOING TO MEET GERMANY IN THE SEMIS. SHIT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

well at least one of them are going to the final

there's something about payet that makes me just want to give him a bear hug and whisper "thank you"

RUN PAYET RUN
or nah

grizi is drenched in sweat loll

i want to see him play in short-sleeved jerseys ughhh please griziiiii even just once

awwwwwwwwwww laurent is subbed off:(
i love laurent oh man #goonerpride

OH HELL NO BYOTCH
WHAT THE EVEN FUCK
that one bearded player just completely knocked grizi over with his big body
my poor small child😭😭😭

PAYETTTT:( AWW
he's subbed off:(
my french bear
imma call him my french bear from now on

LOLLLLL ANOTHER EMOTIONLESS GOAL WHAT THE HELL
THE PLAYERS LOOK SO HOPELESS
🔵BJARNASON SCORES IN THE 84TH MINUTE

i just realised that we need to improve our defence for germany

o shit germany

we need to work on our defence oh godddddd

idek what's going to happen because france and germany are different in so many different ways

why am i talking about this now

GO ANTOINE GOOO
or nah

GRIZI
his shot was blocked:(
awww don't be sad grizou

HERE'S THE FINAL SCORE: 5-2

^THAT'S FOR ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS HA HA HA HA

and don't you dare say that "oh they went up against an easy team" NO BITCH AT THIS POINT IN THE TOURNAMENT, NOTHING IS EASY

gosh i'm such a bitch
i know ok? i know.

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