riiightttt so i slept my way through the first 37 minutes, but i managed to watch the last 8 minutes of the first half so here you go
FUCK OH MY GOD WHY AM I CRYING IDK DIMITRI PAYETTTTT HOLY SHIT OH MY GODDDD WE ARE WINNING 3-0 I ACTUALLY WITNESSED THAT GOAL LOL THAT WAS SO COOL why are payet's goals always so freaking cool all the time oh my god GRIZI KISSING HIS BOOT OH MY GOF 🔵DIMITRI PAYET SCORES IN THE 43RD MINUTE
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MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WHAT THE HELL WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING GRIZOUUUUUUUUUUU ANTOINE FUCKING GRIEZMANN HOLY SHIT WNCIQGXBA 4-0 WHAT THE HELL THAT SOLO RUN AND THAT FLICK WHAT NO NO NO NO I CAN'T BREATHE 🔵ANTOINE GRIEZMANN SCORES IN THE 45TH MINUTE
ANOTHER CELEBRATION FOR MIA WNDOQGBW I SWEAR I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
payet kissed his boot again oh my god
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ANTOINE GRIEZMANN IS NOW THE EURO TOPSCORER WITH 4 GOALS (unless he scores again later and makes it 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 1103715 goals) AND IT WAS ACTUALLY THE 100TH GOAL OF THE EURO
my baby grizi i can't believe it
second half: FRA 5-2 ISL
i still don't understand how i could've missed the first half ugh my stupid alarm i'm really sorry:(
trying to be chill about the fact that grizi is actually the euro topscorer now
OH NO payet's kick went too far up *pats him on the back*
oh wait so iceland are the ones with "KSI" on their jerseys HAHAHAHAHA oh god i watch too much youtube videos
ummmmmmmmm k that was the most emotionless goal i've ever seen in the world lmao 🔵SIGTHORSSON SCORES IN THE 56TH MINUTE
LOL NO U CAN'T DROP GIROUD DOWN LIKE THAT
LOL BITCH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DROPPING HIM DOWN HELL YES WHOOOOOO ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ LES BLEUS LES BLEUS LES BLEUS AJXJQGZUABWBAYS THAT HEADER THOOOOUUUGGGHHH 🔵OLIVIER GIROUD SCORES IN THE 59TH MINUTE
andddddd thennnnn he comes off:(
well it's 5-1 now and my predictions were way off lol
this chapter is going to be very short though ugh i hate myself (and my alarm mostly)
IT JUST SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THE FACT THAT FRANCE ARE GOING TO MEET GERMANY IN THE SEMIS. SHIT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
well at least one of them are going to the final
there's something about payet that makes me just want to give him a bear hug and whisper "thank you"
RUN PAYET RUN or nah
grizi is drenched in sweat loll
i want to see him play in short-sleeved jerseys ughhh please griziiiii even just once
awwwwwwwwwww laurent is subbed off:( i love laurent oh man #goonerpride
OH HELL NO BYOTCH WHAT THE EVEN FUCK that one bearded player just completely knocked grizi over with his big body my poor small child😭😭😭
PAYETTTT:( AWW he's subbed off:( my french bear imma call him my french bear from now on
LOLLLLL ANOTHER EMOTIONLESS GOAL WHAT THE HELL THE PLAYERS LOOK SO HOPELESS 🔵BJARNASON SCORES IN THE 84TH MINUTE
i just realised that we need to improve our defence for germany
o shit germany
we need to work on our defence oh godddddd
idek what's going to happen because france and germany are different in so many different ways
why am i talking about this now
GO ANTOINE GOOO or nah
GRIZI his shot was blocked:( awww don't be sad grizou
HERE'S THE FINAL SCORE: 5-2
^THAT'S FOR ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS HA HA HA HA
and don't you dare say that "oh they went up against an easy team" NO BITCH AT THIS POINT IN THE TOURNAMENT, NOTHING IS EASY