Slendy: Sally, where's Jeff?
Sally: He's out killing again.
Slendy: UGGH I told him not to!
Sally: Why don't you go and find him?
Slendy: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!
Sally: -_-
~Somewhere out in town~
Jeff: I had wanted pickles on my damn burger man!! And what do you do?! You don't put that shit on there!!!
Victim: *trembling in fear* I'm really sorry sir. I-I didn't hear you right...!
Jeff: You're wearing headphones 24/7!!! How do you not hear stuff through there?!
Victim: Bad hearing???
Jeff: AHH FUCK THIS!!!
Victim: AAAAAHHHH!
Jeff: *raises knife to stab into the pathetic man*
Victim: *starts running but then suddenly gets stabbed in the throat with someone else's knife*
Jeff: Ah WTF?!
???: *walks out of the shadows with a knife in hand*
Jeff: Who the hell are you?!
???: *no comment*
Jeff: >:[ come on bro, say something!
???: *still no comment*
Jeff: Okay.....GOOGLE HELP ME HERE!!
Google: what is it now Jeffery? T-T
Jeff: who is this mofo?!
Google: *sigh* that is Michael Myers. Infamous serial killer from the movie Halloween.
Jeff: THANKS GOOGLE!!!
Google: Fuck you
Jeff: well thanks google ._.
Michael: *still not talking*
Jeff: Well Michael, who the hell do you think you are stealing my kill?! Huh?
Michael: *silence*
Jeff: >:{ All right I see how it is! You think you're so cool huh? Think you're too cool to talk to the likes of me?! Bitch please, I invented cool!!
Google: No you didn't
Jeff: NOT NOW GOOGLE!!!
Michael: *still as silent as ever*
Jeff: you're seriously pissing me off bro! How dare you not speak in my presence?!? How absurd!!! Well, I'll show you!! *pulls out knife*
Michael: *absolutely nothing*
Jeff: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *charges Michael*
Michael: *side steps out of the way like a badass*
Jeff: WHOA FUCK!! *faceplants onto the ground*
Michael: *STILL NOTHING!!!*
Jeff: Alright pal!! You're not even worth my time! Why should I give a crap about a dumbass in a mask?
EJ, Masky and Hoodie: HEY!!!
Jeff: SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE BOX OF SHAME!!!!
EJ, Masky and Hoodie: :( *walk away*
Jeff: anyways...what so special about you huh? Sure you kill but you have no murderous looks whatsoever! Take me for example. I'm beautiful! And you're just...a mask and a jumpsuit! Come on! Man up and show me what you got other than a flimsy knife, which is not sharpened at ALL!!!
Michael: *not a single word hath been spoken*
Jeff: Come at me bro!! Or are you chicken huh? Chicken!!! *makes chicken noises* hahahahaha!!!
Michael: *poker face*
Jeff: WUSSSSSSSS
Michael: *quickly stabs Jeff in the gut*
Jeff: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......right in the pancreas...
Michael: *wipes away blood from his knife*
Jeff: *holding bleeding wound* eh I don't need it anyways, I'll just give it to Jack
EJ: *pops up and whispers into Jeff's ear* I'll be waiting...
Jeff: o_o
Michael: ?
Jeff: anyways! This doesn't mean that you've won all right-!
Michael: *stab stab stab*
Jeff: *falls over and faceplants again* this floor is really clean
Michael: *stab stab stab stab stab*
Jeff: .........ow...
Michael: *starts walks away*
Jeff: HEY GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED YOU BASTARD!!!!
Michael: *turns around slowly* shut up
Google: my god he talks!!!
Michael: of course I do. Now tell Wikipedia and Yahoo of what you just saw...BUT NOT BING!!!! NOT BING!!
Google: YES SIR!!! :D *runs off to spread the news to everyone except Bing*
Michael: *walks away and disappears to never be see again*
Jeff: *laying in a puddle of his own blood*
Slendy: *finds jeff* UGH THERE YOU ARE!!
Sally: I told you he was here.
Slendy: well we found him now lets go before he loses all of his blood
Sally: don't you think we should go after his attacker?
Slendy: Nah, we're good
Sally: -_-
EJ: if he dies can I have his organs??
Slendy: of course my little man eater!!! *throws EJ one of Jeff's kidneys* Now run along champ!!! :D
EJ: *giggles like a child and runs home*
Sally: what if Jeff needed that?
Slendy: ..........He'll survive..
Sally: -__- so much love
Winner: Michael Myers
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Jeff the Killer Vs. The World
HumorJeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery...
