It was noon and the CreepyPastas were bumming out as per usual.
Masky: Yo man, you got any fours?
Hoodie: Naw, go fish
Masky: LIAR!!!
Hoodie: O_o
Jeff: *comes downstairs and says in a baby voice* Aren't you adorable? Yes you are! Yes you are!
Hoodie: Who are you talking to?
Jeff: I'm talking to my child, Alejandro! :3
Masky: You have a son?!? Since when?!
Jeff: Since now. Look at him! He's beautiful! *holds up Alejandro*
Hoodie: Wtf...
Masky: Dude.....that's a baby panda...
Jeff: I know! He's so cute and precious! I told you guys I was pregnant with panda child :D
Masky & Hoodie: D:
Slendy: *comes down the stairs* Unfortunately I had to be the one to deliver the baby...
Masky: Is that even possible for dudes?!
Slendy: Oh it wasn't the standard way of giving birth.
Jeff: It was much more beautiful :3
Slendy: Jeff threw up rainbows and it formed into Alejandro...I had to clean up the excess...
Hoodie: Holy shit! Uh...congrats bro!
Jeff: Thanks :D
Masky: What the hell got you pregnant anyways?
Jeff: I don't know.
Hoodie: Did you have to...ya know, sexy times?
Jeff: Nope! It just happened!
Masky: Then how come you didn't get a belly?
Jeff: Because this isn't a regular baby, Masky! God you still don't understand!
Masky: I never did!
Slendy: Anyways, welcome Alejandro into the family. Take care of him well and make him feel at home.
Hoodie: K
Jeff: Come Alejandro! Let's explore the world!! :D
*spongebob guy* 1 minute later~
Jeff: I LOST ALEJANDRO!!!!!!! D:
Masky: seriously bro? You just had him!
Hoodie: Dammit Jeff.
Jeff: Guys you gotta help me!!! Please! He's my baby!!! ;A;
Masky: Okay okay! We'll help you!
Jeff: Thank you guys so much! :D
Hoodie: Alright now how do we find him?
Jeff: Follow me!!! *runs out of the mansion and wiggles arms in the air*
Masky & Hoodie: *follow*
Jeff: *stops after a while in the forest* here! *points at the ground*
Hoodie: Is that ketchup on the ground?
Jeff: Yeah! Alejandro had a real thing for ketchup! He loves the stuff!
Masky: So how is ketchup going to help?
Jeff: There's a trail of it! If we follow it we might be able to find Alejandro!
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Jeff the Killer Vs. The World
HumorJeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery...
