Jeff wanted to spend time with one of his favorite friends today but thought it be best to take along someone who definitely needed the social skills.
EJ: Why do I have to do this?
Jeff: Cuz you ain't got no game son! B-/
EJ: -_- but I didn't want to come
Jeff: Too bad bitch! D:< We're here! :D
EJ: Oh god...
Jeff: *walks up to an apartment door and was going to ring the door bell but instead kicked the door open*
EJ: o_o um...
Jeff: Come on! Meet my best friend! :3
EJ: Fine...
Jeff: Great!! :D *walks in through the doorway* THE PIMP IS HERE!!! WHERE'S MY BITCH ASS HOE?!?!
EJ: O__O oh my..
A dark skinned girl, with black hair and blonde highlights with a purple top and jeans on, walked out of one of the rooms and smiled.
Jeff: Jack, meet my favorite bitch, Shaniqua! :3
EJ: Uh...hi.
Shaniqua: Hello! It's nice to meet a friend of Jeff's! ^-^
EJ: Same here :) *thinks to himself* (I think this will actually be a pretty good experience for me-)
Jeff: So, HEY BITCH!!! >:D
Shaniqua: HEY MAN WHORE!!! >:D
Jeff: *flips hair* Gurl you know it!
EJ: Nevermind...
Shaniqua: So what you be up to? Just been killin' and shit?!
Jeff: Hells yeah! Always! Now where the weed up in here?!
EJ: JEFF?! OAO
Jeff: Relax, spazz, that's code name for Cheetos! :D
Shaniqua: We like our Cheetos man.
EJ: Um...ok?
Jeff: Now lighten up *claps EJ's shoulder* we're gonna have some good ol' fun. Ain't that right Shaniqua?!
Shaniqua: Hells yeah! :D oh but before we start, I wanna introduce you to my new roommate!
Jeff: Oooooohhh I'm curious!
Shaniqua: Ok! But be nice. She can be insecure and highly sensitive.
Jeff: Don't worry, Shanny! We'll be on our best behaviour! Right Jack?
EJ: Yeah...
Jeff: GREAT!!! Bring the girl out, Shanny!
Shaniqua: Alright! I'll be right back guys! :3
Jeff: *watches as Shaniqua leaves to go get her new roommate and then turns to Jack* So how are you liking this so far?
EJ: It's ok. Nothing exciting has happened yet so I don't have a full opinion.
Jeff: Well don't worry. Some major shizz goes down when me and Shanny are together! You'll definitely have some fun! :D
EJ: I hope so...
Shaniqua: Hey guys I'm back! :3
Jeff: Awesome!
Shaniqua: *pulls in a girl with a paper bag over her head * This is my new roommate, Regan!
Regan: *waves shyly*
Jeff & EJ: o_o
Shaniqua: She's from Washington D.C.! :D
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Jeff the Killer Vs. The World
HumorJeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery...
