Diary Of Nigerian Girl

Chapter 4

Nigerians have lots of doubts, most especially the girls. For Instance, If you tell a Nigerian girl that you saw Wizkid in the airport and spoke to him, you'ld be called all sorts of hilarious names. For example,
•Linus Mba ( a person's name but used to Identify a persons Lie in a conversation.)
• Lier Musa ( a name used to call a lier )
In some cases, Songs are sang under the noses of the listeners. Some sing
☆No be wash, You like Versace... ( sang in a different tone ) Tekno
☆Why you too they lie like this (The full chorus) Fuji house of Ajebo. These are few out of many others .

The only way to clear their doubts is if you prove that your statement is true.
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Dear Diary,
Mum took me for my dentist Appointment. After 30 minutes of waiting, the doctor sent for me. I entered the room , To my surprise the dentist was Dr Sɨɖ . I was shocked and wished my friends could be here. I took a picture with him after the check up.
I told Tobi about it,and I was laughed at until I showed the photo, 😂. Thank God I took that....
      Toodles
               Tokes💋
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Nigerian girls are like that. With out proof they won't believe you, trust me...

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Wemimo
She's one of my closest friends, my partner in crime. She's so fun . and I love her much.