bts texts

[ two-part one ]

|When they found out you used to like another member that isn't them|

BTS as your Boyfriend

Hyung Line

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Seokjin | ✏

Seokjin: I'm dissapointed in you

You: what did i do now?

Seokjin: you had a crush

Seokjin: on NAMJOON

You: WHATS WRONG WITH THAT

You: HES A GOOD GUY

Seokjin: okay yeah sure but, have you sEEN his dancing???

You: JIN YOU'RE LITERALLY ON THE SAME LEVEL ON DANCING AS HIM

Seokjin: THATS NOT THE POINT

Yoongi | ✏

Yoongi: i cannot fucking believe you used to like jungkook.

You: What about it makes it so hard for you to believe?

Yoongi: First of all, he's like 12

Yoongi: Can't text for shit

Yoongi: Competitive as hell

Yoongi: Could possibly be the biggest punk in the universe

Yoongi: A sore loser

Yoongi: the list could go on for days

You: tHANKS

Namjoon | ✏

Namjoon: listen, as your boyfriend. I gotta lay this out for you right now.

You: what is this all about lol

Namjoon: jin

Namjoon: he's too good for you

You: nAMJOON

Namjoon: what

You: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME WE'RE DATING JFC

Namjoon: i mean, if it makes you feel any better. He's too good for any of us ok

Hoseok | ✏

Hoseok: jimin is a small cinammon roll too pure and too good for this world

Hoseok: no one

Hoseok: including me

Hoseok: and especially you

Hoseok: should be allowed to date him.

You: Im--