bts texts

[ forty two-part two ]

|When he just bought a new phone|

BTS as your father

Maknae Line

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Jimin | ✏

Jimin: hey bean

Jimin: this is your dad

Jimin: how do you buy something that is from the phone

You: what? you mean online shopping?

Jimin: i don't know what that means but yeah

You: i'll tell you everything since i'm an expert in buying online merch 😎

(A/N: lol i cant relate)

9 centuries later

Jimin: hi is this the online shop that i want to buy from?

You: the what

You: oh nevermind i mean yeah!!

Jimin: hello (online shop name) is the grey tank top still available?

You: yes sir, what is your name so i can list it down.

Jimin: park jimin the first one to be born in busan not jungkook

You: ok then sir it will be 8171517157162726187191926727282 won, when are you planning to pay?

Jimin: excuji me, that's a bit too expensive for a tank top made with ugly fabric, nevermind i'm not buying it anymore, you guys have no jams!!

You: ohohoho dad i'm telling this to them

Jimin: WAIT IS THIS (Y/N)

(A/N: why do i keep typing my name at the Y/N part smh)

You: THEY'LL SUE YOU HA

Jimin: fine, i'll be confiscating your laptop (or phone) tomorrow then, thank you very much.

You: IM NOT LEAVING MY ROOM NEVERRRRRRR

Taehyung | ✏

Taehyung: kim (Y/N), come home this instant, don't you already know that's it's late?!1!?1!

You: dad it's been basically past 3 minutes istg

Taehyung: oh really? okay then have fun

1 minute later

Taehyung: ok times up, come home now!!

You: oh my gosh dad, it's not even past 2 pm yet!

Taehyung: oh really? ok then have fun

37 seconds later

Taehyung: (Y/N) COME HOME DONT YOU KNOW THAT ITS REALLY DARK OUTSIDE THAT I CAN ALREADY SEE THE STARS

You: dAD LOOK AT THE TIME ON YOUR PHONE I HAVENT EVEN REACHED MY DESTINATION YET

Taehyung: wot

Taehyung: wot clock ?

You: the number thingy that is on the most top inside of the screen

Taehyung: thats the time?

Taehyung: i thought it was teaching me how to count

Taehyung: i was about to ask you what app you download so that i can download it in your mom's phone lol hehe lmao yolo #math

You: oh my beanz

Jungkook | ✏

Jungkook: (Y/N) what is settings?

You: that's VERY important, it's to personalize your phone and such

Jungkook: (Y/N) what is gallery?

You: it's where your pictures are stored

Jungkook: (Y/N) what is google?

You: ask google yourself

Jungkook: but i dont know what even is google

You: its the circle with a blue dot in the middle and colors red, yellow and green surrounding it. it is to search for things that you dont know

Jungkook: can i ask it if it knows where i stored my new underwear that i bought from ebay?

You: yes, yes it can

Jungkook: (Y/N) what is messages?

You: those are messages that people sent it to you, like what i'm doing now, i'm sending you a message.

Jungkook: WOAH INFIRES MAN

You: istg

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hey beans!

i'm so sorry that i haven't updated for a while! i was focusing on other things that i actually mentally forgot about updating! i'm really sorry. but i'll work really hard from now on (lol dont believe this gurl)

btw, follow both of my twitter accounts ;;

@STMC_WP | @gyooshie

and my wattpad collab account with my two beans for life ;;

ThreesomeKimchiStew

and one more thing, belated happy birthday to genious yoongi! i'll be updating the birthday post later and by the way, me and my friends decided to make a simple celebration to yoongi and i'll be posting the picture in the birthday post.

one more thing again, please support MAMAMOO's new comeback and mini album 'Yellow Flower' and listen to their song 'Starry Night' 25/8 ok bye hihi.

gtg, peace beans!