bts texts

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|When Seokjin is jealous at Jimin|

Seokjin as your boyfriend

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Seokjin | ✏️

You:

You: stop glaring at jimin

Seokjin: I'm not glaring at him

You: you are SO glaring at him

Seokjin: I'm just observing him

Seokjin: he keeps making you laugh and got you to call him cute

Seokjin: i'm trying to figure out his game plan

You: STOP

You: everyone laughed at his joke

Seokjin: it wasn't even that funny

Seokjin: i've told atleast 5 funnier jokes in the last hour

You: and i called him cute because he looked cute

You: like a little kid

Seokjin: I always knew jimin would be the one to betray me

Seokjin: he looks innocent but it's an act

Seokjin: no one who runs their hands through their hair that much could be 100% pure

You: omg stop being so jealous

Seokjin: I'm not jealous!

Seokjin: I'm too confident to be jealous

You: yeah sure

*After an hour*

You:

You: i can't believe you

You: let jimin eat his food in peace

You: stop glaring at him

You: you haven't stopped since earlier

Seokjin: I'm not glaring

Seokjin: I'm just trying to understand why'd you call Jimin, 5 feet and 9 inches of pure evil, cute when i am right here

Seokjin: 5 feet and 10 1/2 inches of pure beauty and cuteness

You: you're cute seokjin

You: way cuter than jimin

You: and your jokes are way more funnier

Seokjin: i know i am and i know they are

Seokjin: but jimin still must be eliminated

Seokjin: i always thought 95 line was too crowded

You: SEOKJIN LKSJSKHAUS

You: If I laughed at yoongi's jokes tomorrow and called him cute would you eliminate him too?

Seokjin: no, i can easily eliminate him

Seokjin: but park jimin

Seokjin: he's gotta go

You: you're so evil when you're jelaous

Seokjin: IM NOT JEALOUS

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