bts texts

[ eight-part two ]

|When you're hyper and you text him random stuff|

BTS as your boyfriend

Maknae Line

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Jimin | ✏

You: what would happen if i decided to jump down the chimney like santa does

You: hypothetically

Jimin: you'd get hurt or Die!

You: are you sure?

You: What if I wore padding?

Jimin: (Y/N), do i need to come home?

You: no

You: What if I stacked pillows at the bottom?

You: do you think it will work?

Jimin: NO

Jimin: DONT YOU DARE DO ANYTHING

You: buzzkill

Taehyung | ✏

You: OMG TAE

Taehyung: OMG (Y/N)

You: I just had the best idea

Taehyung: tell me it

You: what if people put potato chips

You: on PIZZA

Taehyung: well it will be delicious

You: IKR

You: we should open a restaurant

You: that only sells potato chip pizza

Taehyung: who is going to cook them? Me and you both burn the food

You: hmm.. What's seokjin's number again?

Jungkook | ✏

You: do you think they sell watermelon juice?

Jungkook: uhm i don't know?

You: like, the literal juice that comes from a watermelon. Not artificially flavored juice

Jungkook: babe, i don't know what to tell you lol

You: I really want some

Jungkook: where did all this come from?

You: I was eating a watermelon today

You: and I was like

You: damn this is really good

Jungkook: you're one of a kind, I swear