Alright, now that I've told you about my friends, I'll tell you about the exciting things I've done during my time laying low.
First of all, Beta and I went on a date. We visited Kentucky Fried Scootalloo and when I walked her home, her house was ablaze. She rescued her father from inside and suffered serious burns. One of the support beams collapsed and I shoved her away before she could be crushed by it. An ambulance came. We kissed in the hospital, and it was amazing.
We eventually ended up getting married. One Christmas morning, she pulled out a ring and I said yes. Little did I know the ring was made with an opal, so I transformed into a changeling and she found out about all of that crap. Great.
I also ended up being trapped in an alternate universe for a little over a month. Ray was conducting experiments with a quantum tunnelling device and realised that she could travel to alternate universes with it. She asked me to be a test subject to see if that worked, and I reluctantly obliged. The goddamn portal sucked me in and I ended up in a universe where everyponies' genders were swapped. Meanwhile, the female Chip was sent into my universe. With the help of my friends in the parallel universe, I managed to make it back home safe and sound. As I write this, mare Ray, stallion Ray, mare Shadow, and stallion Shadow are teaching Shimmer about quantum physics.
Now that you're all caught up, we can finally-
Wait just a minute, somepony is knocking on the door. I'll be right back.
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The Darker Side of The Pencil
AdventureChip has survived long enough to know true evil. When changelings are constantly hunting you down, killing your father, and invading the Crystal Empire, you get the gist. But when you realise you were the problem all along, you get the guilt. The...
