Kinda one shot but is mainly an authors note

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Yeah yeah I know,I do too many author's notes but hey...at least I repay you guys with a few one shots here and there!anyway,since most of you probably won't read this if it's just an a/n,I'll make it into a one shot :D

Author-chan:hey (y/n)!

(Y/n):oh hey Author-chan!when are you going to upload a new chapter?

Author-chan:heheh...*awkwardly scratches the back of her neck*about that....I'm really sorry but the next chapter might be delayed for a while...

(Y/n):huh?why's that,Author-chan?

Karma://pops up out of no where//yeah,why's that,Author-chan?

Author-chan:waoh!where did you come from mario?

Karma:Mario?

(Y/n):( -_-)wow....great joke Author-chan//sarcastically slow claps//

Author-chan:hehe it's because you have red hair and Mario wears red//laughs hysterically like the undertaker at her own lame joke//

Karma and (y/n):*sigh*

Author-chan:ok enough awesome jokes 😋the reason why the next chapter might be delayed for a while is because I'm on a small 'vacation' right now,then I'm going to be moving again right after the vacation....

(Y/n):oh ok,I understand

Author-chan://hugs (y/n)//I knew you would~

Karma:awww~I want to hug (y/n) too~

Author-chan:nope!I'm hugging (y/n) right now!but we can trade!//grins evilly

(Y/n):w-wait...what do you mean you'll trade?!

Author-chan and Karma://completely ignores (y/n) and talks about trading things//

Karma:I'll give you a Nagisa if you give me a (y/n)//pulls out a sighing Nagisa from his side

Author-chan:nope,not good enough!You and I both know that (y/n) is worth about 3 Nagisa's...so don't try to scam me mister!

(Y/n):hey!what are we,some trading cards or something?!

Author-chan and Karma://says at the same time//hmm...yeah!

Nagisa and (y/n):*facepalms*

Karma:fine I'll give you....an Isogai!

Author-chan:nope!

Karma:a Maehara?

Author-chan:nah!

Karma:a Kayano?

Author-chan:nein!

Karma:a Koro-sensei?

Author-chan:pfft try again!

Karma:AHHH!what is it that you want?!?!//starts throwing a fit

Author-chan:10 BILLION DOLLARS--I mean...you know what I want~

Karma:*sigh*fine...//pulls out an annoyed Terasaka

Author-chan:DEAL!!!

Terasaka:WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?!?

(Y/n):apparently we're being traded like trading cards

Terasaka:what?!

Maehara:hey,feel grateful big guy!out of all the ca--I mean students..Author-chan chose you...she didn't even give me a second thought T-T//hugs (y/n)//I'm a worthy card to trade with right?

(Y/n):errr...

Author-chan://pushes Maehara away from (y/n)//if you want to hug (y/n),you better trade something with me!!!

Maehara://looks down disappointingly//yes ma'am...

Karma:anywayyyy...I'll just be taking my (y/n) over here and I'll be off//picks up (y/n) then runs away

Isogai:w-wait!Ill trade you e-erm...MY OLD SHOES FOR YOUR (y/n)!!!THERE WORN OUT B-BUT THERE STILL OK TO WEAR FOR AT LEAST 2 MORE DAYS!!PLEASE TRADE WITH ME TwT

Maehara://puts a hand on Isogai's shoulder while shaking his head//no one wants to trade anything for your old shoes man,just let them go....

Isogai://tries to hold back tears//but I just wanted a (y/n) but I'm too poor...I can't even get a Okajima and he's like the lowest card..

Okajima://is spying from behind a bush//Why me?TwT

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________so yeah that's all I wanted to say...I'm on holiday right now and I'll be moving soon so I'm really sorry that the next chapter will delayed and I'm sorry that this short one shot is lame :/

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