Ouran High School Host Club [RP]

Chapter 1o

Tamaki slapped the glass of water out of your hand, you watched as the water slid down the wall. The poor tea cup never stood a chance. “DON’T DRINK THAT!” he yelled tears sliding down his face; he waved a newspaper around in his hand. You looked at him oddly; you didn’t know he of all people got the newspaper!

“Where’d you get that, Tamaki?” you asked, ignoring his frantic flails it was something everyone got used to. “It was in front of your house, [Name].” He answered holding up an article, “What the hell were you doing in front of my house?!” You yelled, the rest of the hosts’ were just watching you and Tamaki have your ‘quiet’ conversation.

“Look! It says right here! In bold letters! You know what bold letters mean right?! BREAKING NEWS! 100% of the people who drink water will die!” Tamaki sobbed dropped the newspaper only to hold up two buckets close to his face to catch his tears. What kind of crap ‘Breaking News’ is that!? That’s actually kind of sad! Why is that even in there?!

“Oh my god! Tamaki! I never knew!” You cried with him, “Stop crying,” Said Hikaru “You’ll ruin your make-up” Kaoru added, as he hand you a tissue. You didn’t need it though since the tears were fake you just wanted to egg Tamaki on. The article would have been better if it said -100% of the people who breath air will die-! You could only picture Tamaki trying his best to hold his breath until he turned purple.

“Why are we dressed up so early? I feel like my face can’t breath…” Haruhi muttered while she began to rub her face with her hands. “I can’t help but agree,” you nodded with her; this was probably Tamaki’s fancy idea to get you and Haruhi to wear the dresses longer.

“What are you two talking about?! Ladies like you two should be blooming in wearing feminine clothing!” Tamaki yelled dramatically, so it was Tamaki’s bright idea for you two to wear dresses again. According to Kyoya the Masquerade theme won by a land side, but you could tell he had something to do with it.

The host club door slowly opened to reveal a little girl with pigtails. Her blue eyes went wide seeing everyone in costume. You couldn’t help but tilt your head to the side in confusion, how old is she?

“Wow, I don’t think we’ve ever had a guest this young, what’s your name Princess?” Tamaki asked the little girl pointed towards the hosts, “~it’s a reverse Harem!”  Everyone paled and froze in place. You couldn’t help but laugh lightly at her words. While the twins and Tamaki were complaining about having water in their ears.

“Yay~! There’s debauchery here!” She exclaimed while jumping up and down in joy. What the hell? What kid knows of debauchery?! She went on kind of pinning everyone down with their ‘type’, you couldn’t help but laugh when she called Haruhi a bookworm.

Then she pointed to you, “and you’re the weird type!” Your eyebrow twitched in irritation, weird huh? What’s weird is a little girl yelling about debauchery.

“She got you~” The twins teased, “I’m not weird….” You mumbled falling down to the ground, your dress getting all wrinkled in the process. You began to draw stick figures on the floor with your finger. Mori swept you up off the floor with a broom, “What’s your name little one?” Tamaki asked