Zodiac Signs book 2

the signs as lyrics in Dan's diss track

ARIES: your jokes are shit posts and memes with no originality

TAURUS: wtf even is your sexuality

GEMINI: i think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry

CANCER: but can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic

LEO: cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

VIRGO: so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe

LIBRA: you're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary

SCORPIO: you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat?

SAGITTARIUS: reasons why dan's a fail, i'll give you some

CAPRICORN: you're what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

AQUARIUS: before i start crying let's wrap this shit up

PISCES: you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep