fools → sebastian stan [2]

TWENTY EIGHT → GROUPCHAT

GROUPCHAT

THE CRUZ FAMILIA 👨‍👩‍👧

twin #1 🙆🏻:
okay family, I have some news

#1 papa 👔:
I can't believe you guys made me get into a groupchat

little angel 👼🏻:
dad calm down you aren't even that old

twin #2 🙇🏻:
yeah dad, my goal is to look like you at your age

#1 papa 👔:
well you already missed the first step

twin #2 🙇🏻:
which was??

#1 papa 👔:
have twins when you're 19 years old

twin #1 🙆🏻:
oh shush dad we were the best thing that happened to you
besides you getting the role of batman

little angel 👼🏻:
my dAD IS WHO

#1 papa 👔:
rowan, really?

twin #1 🙆🏻:
OH CRAP
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THEM?

twin #2 🙇🏻:
DAD YOU LIED TO US?

#1 papa 👔:
well, not entirely

little angel 👼🏻:
DAD WE LIVE WITH YOU AND YOU TOLD ROWAN BEFORE MATT AND I

twin #1 🙆🏻:
I told you guys I'm the favorite child

#1 papa 👔:
it was supposed to be a surprise, but anyways
I didn't entirely lie, I am directing the new batman movie that I happen to be starring in!

twin #2 🙇🏻:
I DESERVED TO KNOW THAT MY FATHER WAS GOING TO BE BATMAN

little angel 👼🏻:
I feel betrayed and lied to

twin #1 🙆🏻:
calm down drama queens at least you know now and can claim you are batman's children
ANYWAYS BACK TO THE REASON I STARTED THIS GROUPCHAT

twin #2 🙇🏻:
wait, does dad know the news already since you guys obviously tell each other everything before aVA AND I

twin #1 🙆🏻:
can you chill
I can't believe I was in the same womb as you for nine months

little angel 👼🏻:
ok can you tell uS NOW

twin #1 🙆🏻:
Matt and Ava, you are going to be an uncle and aunt once more
Dad, sorry for making you feel older by making you a grandfather for the second time
yes, I am pregnant

#1 papa 👔:
ROWAN

twin #2 🙇🏻:
I petition for the baby to be named after me if they're a boy

twin #1 🙆🏻:
you can name your child after you when you have one

little angel 👼🏻:
you need a girlfriend first tho 🤔

twin #2 🙇🏻:
who says I don't have one already?

#1 papa 👔:
Why are my children keeping secrets from me, Matthew who is she

twin #2 🙇🏻:
Look father, this isn't about me, this is about my twin sister having a second child

twin #1 🙆🏻:
wow thanks Matt ily

little angel 👼🏻:
lmao what if you have twins because you know, you are a twin

twin #1 🙆🏻:
AVA IS2G DON'T JINX IT
if I do I blame dad

#1 papa 👔:
what no why me? the twins gene runs in your mother's family!

twin #1 🙆🏻:
no, just because your batman doesn't mean you'll get away with everything father
oh my god my children get to say they're batman's grandkids

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I LOVE THE CRUZ FAM SM OKAY

also I was too lazy to write a real life chapter so this came about

random ben gif bc I love him so much

I'm really sad this is all coming to an end soon :(