Buzzing (Group Chat)

Sunday January 11th 2015

Harry:i heard that life gets hard when your older and the fun stuffs just kids

Louis:no shit

Niall:but what I realize as I grow old that it's just a hit or miss

Louis:SO LETS NOT WORRY BOUT TOMA MA...NA NA NA NA NA

Harry:we all good bay we alright

Zayn:stfu hoes

Louis:I don't like being called a hoe I prefer slut

Briana:same fam

Louis:aye how you doing fam

Briana has just added Danielle to the chat

Briana:well i just fucked your bitch

Louis:mmmhhhmm sounds legit

Danielle:and she fucked me good

Louis:where was I when this went down

Briana:we did it in your bed and you were being fucked by Harry

Louis:no I wasn't

Danielle:yeah you were I heard you

Liam:same

Niall:you were screaming 'Ah Harry yes harder' like dude wtf

Harry:at least you guys know that it was good sex

Louis: true true can't even lie

Zayn: am I the only straight one here because everyone else is either gay or bi

Louis: oh Zayn....zayn zayn Zayn Zayn little zaynie little stupid ass zaynie

Zayn: hey tf!

Louis: your not straight zaynie

Zayn: how u bouts to tell me my sexual orientation

Harry: because ziam is real and Liam was fucking you so hard last week IN THE BATHROOM MMHMM U THOUGHT YALL WAS HOME ALONE BUT WHAT YOU FORGOT IS LOUIS AND I DONT HAVE A LIFE AND WE LIKE TO FUCK SO WE HEARD U

Niall: damn

Freddie:I was there also

Briana:same hoe

Louis:I was in the same room TF

Harry:stfu little boi I was fucking you

Louis:WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE BOI

Harry:you obviously

Niall:shit

Liam:no larents don't fight

Zayn:if you guys divorce I'm living with mummy

Harry:and that's why your my favorite zen

Briana:isn't Louis mummy?

Zayn:yeah I was talking about Louis

Louis:HA BITCH I GET ZEN

Harry:so I'm daddy

Obama:DADDY

Liam:SHUT THE FUCK UP OBAMA