Buzzing (Group Chat)

Monday January 12 2015

Before anybody says anything WE KNOW Freddie wasn't alive in 2015 and all of these situations real or fake situations were not or wouldn't be in 2015 BUT we didn't know where we wanted to start off the dates so we just did that

Harry: so guys I GOT DIRT ON ZEN

Louis: BOIIII SPILL THAT TEA

Zayn: wtf YALL TALKIN SHIIT

Louis: fuck off

Liam: so bout that dirt

Niall: u mean that tea hehe

Harry:zen is having an affair with pitbull

Louis:fook I knew it

Freddie:I was actually in the room when they made their sex tape

Danielle:I'm part of that relationship

Niall:same

Harry: GUYS I GOT PITS NUMBER HOLD UP

Harry has added Pitbull to the chat

Pitbull:Zayn when are you coming home baby?

Zayn:guys wtf

Danielle:DADDDY

Liam:yes?

Obama:yes

Louis:kill your self Obama

Obama: I don't know how I drank all the bleach and they hid all sharp objects from me THEY KNEW THEY ARE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT THEMSELVES...think idk shit

Pitbull: well that got dark...so how are u Obama? How's the hoe I mean wife hehe :}

Zayn: DAMN

Louis: SHIT

Freddie: FUCK

Harry: wine sounds very refreshing

Niall: SHUT THE FOOOOOOOK UUUUUUUP THEIR ROASTING

Obama: OH YEAH....shit she is a hoe....damn it....wait.....HOWS UR NON EXISTENT DICK

Pitbull: I have a dick :/

Harry: OH YEAH

Briana: you should show it to us :~|

Pitbull sent a picture message to the chat

Louis: .....

Briana: WHERE HAVE U BEEN ALL MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE

Liam: in the trash can with all the broken hearts

Freddie: so guys I'm sad

Louis: why my beautiful son

Freddie: because I was trying to gets with that bitch North West u know that compass ass bitch....but FÜCKING Kanye was like "my daughter isn't ready to date" BITCH SO DO I LOOK READY I CANT EVEN WALK YET TF

Briana: I'm sorry son if she is anything like Kim just give her a few years and u guys can make a sex tape and become even more famous than ur father and her father....combined

Liam: don't give him that idea

Freddie: SHUT THE FUCK UP LIMA U RIGHT MUMMY FOR ONCE IN UR LIFE U RIGHT

Briana: FUCKING FINALLY

Louis:apples

Niall:Briana fucking jungleworms go get a GOD DAMN LIFE