Louis:fuck off zayn
Zayn:I literally didn't say anything
Harry:fuck off zayn
Zayn:kms
Liam:No zayn we don't need that kind of negativity
Niall:Fr
!!!!!!DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!
No joke in this book is meant to offend anybody, if you are easily offended...
HEY WHATS UP ITS BEEN A WHILE. Ok I'm sorry that I'm Zayn asf but hey I know it's been a while since we updated like A LONG TIME we have been so busy with school and then the holidays plus we have just had writers block we are hoping to start getting into writing again SOOOO HERE WE GO.
Harry:how do you get the hair on your dick off?
Niall:Harry honestly wtf
Liam:seriously BRO
Obama:WHAT GUYS ITS A SERIOUS QUESTION SOMEONE ANSWER HIM
Zayn:kill yourself obama
Obama:I tried many times man
Harry:ZEBRA
Zayn:what you want boi
Harry: I NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO GET A GIGI
Louis:ZAME
Liam:I'm Gucci with Cheryl
Niall:nobody nobody nobody oh yeah nobody fucking asked you leyum
Liam:I feel so attacked
Louis:ZAME
Liam:DADDY YOUR HERE
Freddie: *cringes*
Zayn:THATS NOT RIGHT NO
Harry:that's just how things are Zayn get with it
Gigi:HEY GUYS THE BOMB ONE IS HERE
Louis:ZAME
Harry:LEWIS WILLIAM TOMMALONGADINGDONG STFU
Louis:Harry GO SUCK A DICK
Harry:you know what I will
Louis:ok good
Liam:so hey fam
Niall:once again leyum GO die no one wants you here
Obama:true
Louis:SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Zayn:ok zame
Harry:I AM GODS CHILD I SHALL NOT SMOKE WEED
Louis: HARRY GO KILL YOURSELF
Harry:I WANT TO LEWIS
Zayn:YEAH BRO CALM YO ASS DOWN
Liam:I'm hilarious
Harry:no your not I'm hilarious
Louis: *sent attachment*
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Louis:WTF IS DISS
Harry: Issa a couple
Zayn: hehe always knew y'all were gay
Louis: stfu u is too tf
Gigi: ZAYN IS THIS TRUE
Zayn: let's not make a big deal out of little things cause I got big deals and I got little things
Gigi: DO NOT SING DRAKE TO ME
Zayn: uh babe I'm not singing I'm typing...DUHHHHHH
Louis: ANYGAY BACK TO GAY BACK TO NIALL AND LIAM THE FOOKING GAY ASS MUGS
Zayn: YA
Niall: damn LIAM WE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
Liam: SHIT
Harry: o_o well fuck
Louis: hehehehheehe called y'all out
Trump: join me and we can make America great again we can make a wall kill off the gays and I will raise your taxes
Louis: trump go choke
Trump: on what
Louis: Hillary's dick
Hillary: I find that really offensive
Harry: your face is offensive
Niall: OHHHHHHHH
Liam: OHHHHHHHHHH
Zayn: u guys are disappointments BUT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Trump: so as u guys may know I won the election
Harry: FUCK
Briana:haha lol #trumpsupporter
Niall:NO FUCK YOU BRI
Louis:lol
Briana:what the hell bestf your not gonna support me
Louis:BITCH YOU DIDNT SUPPORT ME WHEN ZAYN WAS BULLYING ME
Zayn:?!?!?!
Louis:Zayn stop making everything about you like shoooooo
