when parents tell you to close your eyes at "inappropriate scenes"
yo I'm fifteen not ten i think i know what the birds and the bees is
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when they blame your phone for everything you do
didnt clean your room? its that damn phone!!
didnt clean that one extra dish??? that damn phone again!!!
you being born???? prolly that damn phone once again!!!!
sike the condom broke
when kids your age be out having sex and doing drugs and you forget one simple thing and it's like pure hell unleashed
"I ASKED YOU TO DO ONE SIMPLE TASK WHY ARE YOU SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND UNTRUSTWORTHY ?1?1?!!1"
like at least im not out doing cocaine or whatever kids are doin these days ((:
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"because I said so"
do you actually think
do you actually think
do you actually think that's a legitimate reason bc no it's not
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but i still love you 10/10 mom and dad, regardless of all your shenanigans (:
YOU ARE READING
the rant book ➳ ongoing
Randomim literally trash but im like that high class kind of trash
