like honestly, can no one make a good, original horror movie?
before i get started, lemme just name off a few actually good horror movies aND DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS IVE BEEN A HORROR MOVIE FANATIC SINCE I WAS NINE WATCH OUT
1. The Conjuring (not the second one, that one sucked balls) 2. Insidious 3. The Call (more of a thriller but highly recommend) 4. The Paranormal Activities (I'm gonna get hate on this one) 5. Sinister 6. Hush 7. Don't Breathe 8. All of the Saw's 9. All of the the Final Destination's 10. All of the Purge's
and like a bunch more but I don't wanna name a shit ton so let's move on to movies that everyone else likes but i hate
1. Any horror zombie/vampire/werewolf horror movie ever 2. The Cabin in the Woods 3. The Witch 4. The Ring 5. The Babadook 6. Mama 7. And I'm gettin pretty sick of possession movies too
okay now onto the rant
to be really specific on horror movies that are literally all the same, possession movies gotta be the worst
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they always follow the same story like, it's like a family moves into a new home (that we all know gonna be haunted as shit), dog dies first because obviously who the fuck else is a demon gonna kill off first, then the family starts hearing noises, the daughter/mother (it's always them) start actin all fucking weird, anD THEN THEY TURN POSSESSED THERES A HUGE EXORCISM BY SOME RANDO PRIEST AND THEY SOLVE THE PROBLEMS THE END
or everyone dies either one
and don't even get me started on zombie movies
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my mom always convinces me somehow to watch a zombie movie with her and her argument is always "no but this is different the zombies aren't like your usual zombies!!!"
yes but has no one notices that no horror movie anymore uses the classic "brains" and walks slow as shit zombies? BECAUSE WHATS THE FUN IN THAT
but the new zombies are basically just faster so it's literally no better ugh
if there's any horror movie fanatics go ahead and do some killer ranting in the comments if ya want cause ayyy lmao
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