Libra - hoodie: is your body from Mc Donalds because I'm lovin it
Aries - slenderman: you know they call me the cat whisperer, because I know exactly what the pussy needs
Capricorn - eyeless jack: you ass looks lonely without my hand on it
Virgo - bloody painter: do you like to draw because I'm gonna put the D in Raw
Leo - offenderman: baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
Sagittarius - Ben drowned: do you like dragons because in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face
Aquarius - Ticci toby: somebody call the cops because it must be illegal to look that good
Cancer - dark link: if I flip a coin what are the chances if me getting head
Scorpio - masky: are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile
Pisces - Jason the toy maker: if we were both knights I'd thrust my sword in you
Taurus - laughing jack: did you fart because you blew me away
Gemini - Jeff the killer: I'm no weather man but you can expect 9 inches to night
