having fun with ur creepypasta bf

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Scorpio - kagekao:are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in japanties. You: no I'm American

Aquarius - masky: I like your face. You: I like my face too

Aries - slenderman: pizza is my second favorite thing to eat, in bed. You: ass is the first thing I like to kick everyday.

Taurus - hoodie: apart from being sexy what do you do for a living. You: kill people

Pisces - dark link: the only thing I hate is that your wearing clothes. You : the only thing I hate is your breathing

Capricorn - Ticci Toby: can I have you for breakfast in bed today? You: can I rip your dick off and eat it?

Virgo - offenderman: I was having dirty thoughts about you. You: I was having dirty thoughts about you too, you had fell in mud.

Sagittarius - nightcrawler: your pussy is mine. you: no its not its mine. Nightcrawler: I licked it so its mine

Cancer - Ben drowned: your a naughty girl, go to my room. You: you're a dirty boy, go take a shower

Leo - laughing jack: I think your falling for me. You : no I'm not you fucking tripped me

Gemini - candy pop: you know what I like in a girl, my dick. You: you know what I like in a guy, my foot up their ass

Libra - puppeteer: do you wanna see something swell? You: no I'm not really interested by that bump on your head

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