dirty things ur creepypasta bf says

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Aries - Jeff the killer: do you like Wendy's? Because your gonna love it Wendy's nuts slap yo face

Pisces - Dr. Smiley: so I hear you eat healthy. Lettuce out these nuts in you life

Capricorn - Jason the toy maker: are you trying to find nemo? Because when I'm done you won't have to find an nemo dick

Scorpio - bloody painter: wanna know what my favorite drink is, mount and do

Virgo - Ticci toby: you should get pet insurance because your pussy is getting destroyed on Friday

Libra - slenderman: do you know what tuna sub is backwards? That's what I'm gonna do on your face

Sagittarius -nick vanill: there will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus

Cancer - offenderman: I don't like the term rape, I prefer cuddle with a struggle

Leo - glitchy red: do you like fitness? How about fitness this dick in your mouth

Virgo - eyeless jack: pretend my dick is a rape whistle and blow it

Taurus - laughing jack: ABC, the D is in you

Aquarius - ben drowned: I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long

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