the douche bag: morning princess ☺️
the douche bag: how did you sleep baby?
harry: do not call me princess
the douche bag: why not kitten?
harry: stop with the pet names
the douche bag: but i love pet names peach
harry: i will block u and call the cops for stalking
the douche bag: u have no proof
harry: actually u admitted to stalking me, i have the receipts bitch
the douche bag: fuck ur so hot when ur feisty
harry: OH MY GOD
the douche bag: i put a count down on my phone for six weeks
the douche bag: my arm is going to be so sore by the end of this
harry: ewW stop it u freak
the douche bag: what??? u masturbate too
harry: i'm surprised u know how to spell it
the douche bag: impressive, huh?? 😏😏😏
harry: not really u probably just used auto correct
the douche bag: ur right babu 😖
harry: i knew it
the douche bag: so i know we can't have sex for six weeks, but maybe we could hang?
harry: first off, i said i would consider sex, it's not a guarantee
harry: second, i don't trust you
the douche bag: BABU PLS I JUST WANNA SEE YOU IN PERSON
harry: 😑😑😑😑😑😑
the douche bag: why is that so hard to believe???😭
harry: fine i will meet u but it has to be in a public setting
harry: with lots of people around so you can't rape me
the douche bag: BABU I WOULD NEVER
harry: i don't believe u
the douche bag: 😫😫😫😫
harry: do u want to meet or not
the douche bag: YES BABU PLS
harry: fine i'm going to the mall today w my friend, u can meet us there
the douche bag: what time???
harry: around five
the douche bag: ur not gonna bail are u?
harry: idk maybe
the douche bag: 😢
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Fanfiction[social media au] basically louis is a fuck boy and harry thinks he's trash. until he doesn't. bottom!harry as always ❦ ꒰ ⑅ discontinued ꒱ ˖♡
