the douche bag: hi baby I'm done work
harry: you're not driving are you??
the douche bag: no I'm at home
the douche bag: and btw I am a responsible driver
harry: I wish I could drive 😢
the douche bag: it's not all it's hyped up to be
harry: yeah well it would still be nice to be able to drive myself places instead of having my mom drive me everywhere
the douche bag: you're so cute
harry: no I'm not (∩˃o˂∩)♡
the douche bag: yes you are
harry: pfft whatever
10 minutes later »
the douche bag: wanna come over?
the douche bag: I'll explain why I've been a little off
harry: where?
the douche bag: I'm probably just gonna chill and smoke weed
harry: idk it's a school night
harry: and what if your parents tell mine that I was smoking weed
the douche bag: my mom's not here
harry: how would I even get there?
the douche bag: I'll come pick you up obviously
harry: okay... should I get dressed
the douche bag: nah it's just gonna be us
the douche bag: besides ur cute in whatever
harry: i'm just wearing pajamas tho
the douche bag: the less the better ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
harry: i'm getting fully clothed
the douche bag: so you're coming??
harry: sure
the douche bag: yay!!!
the douche bag: omw babu
harry: ok
Smoke weed e'ryday 🚬
btw do you guys mind if i write the next chapter lower case? i'm so lazy 😩
Bless Johannah's soul...she was way too young and way too important to be taken this soon. Pray for Louis and his family, and those children who have lost their mother.
Seriously, how the fuck don't we have a cure for cancer yet? I've lost too many people in my life to cancer.
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𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤? » 𝐥.𝐬. ✔️
Fanfiction[social media au] basically louis is a fuck boy and harry thinks he's trash. until he doesn't. bottom!harry as always ❦ ꒰ ⑅ discontinued ꒱ ˖♡
