02 | He got stuck in one of these?
Kim | Trev | Caden
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❝Oh, I didn't mean it that way. It's just hard to believe unless I got to see it for myself.❞
❝Uh-huh.❞
❝You know what? Actually, I'll forward your call to my colleague. He's a dude. He'll be able to help you.❞
❝Seriously? I called because I didn't want people to know about this.❞
❝Don't worry, sir. Hundred percent privacy.❞
❝Fine. Forward me then.❞
❝Good afternoon! This is IKEA's Help Center. How may I help you?❞
❝Did she not tell you in advance? My testicle is stuck in one of your stools. The ones with the holes.❞
❝Hold on, let me check this for you. Do you mean the MARIUS stool?❞
❝I don't know, the one with holes on top.❞
❝Okay, what is your concern?❞
❝Did you not hear me? My testicle is stuck in one of these damn holes.❞
❝Is this a prank?❞
❝...❞
❝Sorry, please hold on for a moment. Kim!❞
❝Yeah?❞
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Short Story❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly
