National Waffle Iron Day

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29. June. 2007.

Okay. So I've decided to write that book I was telling you about. Yeah, it's this one. The one you're reading. I don't really know what it's going to be about or even if I'm writing this write.

(You see what I did there?)

Wait.

Am I allowed to put parenthesis in a professional book? I think it's going to be a best-seller. I don't know. I'll ask Michelle. Oh, wait. We're not friends anymore.

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