Ever wanted to feel romance?
That only lasted a couple days?
Well here's your chance
Because that's the tinder way!
It's as simple as swiping
Swiping?
Swipe left if he's repulsive
Swipe right if he'll do
Start a conversation
Hopefully he will too!
BOY: what are you talking about? Romance? That is not the tinder way.
Ever wanted to hook up?
With a stranger meant online?
Smoke a couple bowls
And don't keep track of time
Swipe left if she's a prude
Swipe left if she's a dude
Swipe right if she's pretty
Or if she looks a little gritty.
Start with a joke
Tell her your not broke
You don't have to be sober
When you invite her over!
