Dangerous Love|| Joker X Reader

Harley Quinn.

Your POV

"Puuuuudinnn'!!!" Harley squealed with excitement, walking into the room we were in

I heard Joker growl quietly in both frustration and anger

"Harley I thought I told you to leave me alone" He stormed up to Harley, gripping on to her arm hard

"Puddin' , your scaring me!" She tried to escape his grasp

All of a sudden her expression changed when she saw me

"Who is she?!" Harley gave me a death glare, speaking sternly

"Non of your business, doll. Now leave before I have to take you out the hard way" Joker responded with force

"Your the reason why MY PUDIN' hasn't been talking to me!" Harley launched herself at my but was caught by Joker

"I'LL KILL YA'" She aggressively wiggled

"I'm right here!" I point at myself

"Take her out"

A guard grabbed Harley by her neck and took her out of the room

Her loud terrifying screams could be heard from afar

"She won't be a b-" before Joker could finish his sentence, Harley came back to us sprinting towards me with a gun

I quickly made my move by throwing blades at her, grazing her knee badly

"AGH YOU BITCH!" She fell on her knees which made the matter even worse since she had the wound placed in that area

"Hm.. I find this interesting." Joker mentioned before continuing "Here's the deal, ladies." A grin crept on to his face "Whoever wins this fight, gets to have ME and ONLY ME"

Harley's face beamed with happiness
"I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, MISTAH J!" And with that, she got up like nothing had just happened and stashed shooting at me

Continuing to dodge the bullets, it was only a matter of time before she ran out. And once she did, I took out my knives

"You know, I never really got to know you. What do your screams of pain sound like?" Throwing a smoke bomb on the pavement, I made my way up to Harley, kicking her down and leg locking her

Obviously she had no idea how to escape my grasp

That was until she took out a knife and began swinging it at me

Blood

Harley stabbed the knife into my ankle.

It didn't go too far inside but it was enough to put me in stitches

"BITCH!" Grabbing her hair, I pulled her toward me, then began speed walking up to a pole

That's when I slammed her head on to the metal- cold pole

She got knocked out

"Good enough!" Joker exclaimed

"Jesus Christ" I grunted lowly at the agonizing pain in my leg. Mostly in my ankle

Since that's where Harley fucking STABBED ME

Before I could even say anything else, Joker picked me up 'bridal style', carrying me to what seemed to be a lab...?

He laid me on the bed there

"How does a pinch sound?"

"Fucking touch me and I sw-" And with that, we began stitching up my wound

"AGHHHH!!!" I gripped on to the bars that were on the sides of the bed with all my force, trying to avoid the pain

"Just an hour ago, you wanted me." Joker gave a mischievous husky chuckle

"Why didn't you just take me to the hospital?"

"I'm wanted. And so are you." He mentioned

"Hmm."

"There." Joker said putting away the
equipment he used to stitch me up

"I'm terribly tired." I yawned in between my sentence

"Why don't I take you to my place?" He smirked but had a hint of seriousness

"At this point I don't even care where I go. As long as I can sleep"

We arrived at his house.
God was it huge

"Surprised?" Joker mentioned

"No" I replied "Well, kinda"

"Follow me, Doll" He grabbed my hand, grasping on to it firmly

"Wow did you afford all of-" I stopped myself from continuing the sentence "Never mind"

I remembered that he was Gotham's most wanted thief

"Thats what I thought" He replied, as if he had read my thoughts

The house was unbearably cold, like when you go to the doctors or a hospital.

"It's a shame you are tired" Joker followed the trail which led to his closet
"We would've had so much fun" He continued with a bit of kink in his words

I felt my cheeks heat up

"Shut up" I fell face first on his bed, shutting my eyes

Joker seductively chuckled as he cuddled up with me

Fuck, was he a kinky bastard.