A prisoner escaped from prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her and kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband whispers over to the wife: "listen this guy is an escaped convict look at his clothes!! He's probably never seen a woman in years I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex Dont resist Dont complain...... Do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry hell kill us both. Be strong honey I love you!"
His wife responds he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks your cute and asked if we had Vaseline I told him its in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you too!"
JE LEEST
The Jokes (Complete)
HumorIts a jokes book and it has different types jokes (some aren't mine so credit to those who made it)
