Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud Veep whenever someone tells lies around it. The son comes home in late in the afternoon. Father asks him "so you were at school today right?"
Son: yea
Detector: beep
Son: OK OK I was in the cinema
Detector: beep
Son: "alright I went for a beer with friends"
Father: "WHAT! when I was your age I would never touch alcohol"
Detector: beep
Mother: *laughs*" ha ha well he is really your son"
Detector: Beep
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The Jokes (Complete)
HumorIts a jokes book and it has different types jokes (some aren't mine so credit to those who made it)
