A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game and the blonde,tired, just wants to nap politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks the lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun he explains "i ask you a question and if you don't know the you pay me 5.00 dollars vice versa"
Again she declines and tries to get some sleep the lawyer no agitated, says " okay if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00 and if i don't know the answer i will pay you $500. This catches the blondes attention and knowing there would be no end to his torment unless she plays she agrees.
The lawyer asks the first question
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word she reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer the $5 "okay" says the lawyer "your turn"
She asks the lawyer "what goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer puzzled takes out his laptop and searches for all his references no answer. He taps into the air phone and modem and searches net and the library of congress, no answer
Frustrated he sends e-mail to all his friends and co-workers to no avail. After an hour he wakes up the blonde and hands her the $500
The blonde says "thank you" and turns back to get some sleep the lawyer is more than miffed wakes the blonde and asks "well whats the answer?" Without a word the the blonde reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep
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The Jokes (Complete)
MizahIts a jokes book and it has different types jokes (some aren't mine so credit to those who made it)
