baker of wind

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headcanonssssss / reasons

some of these r from my fave fanfic bc it gave me ideAS

1; ok so its basically shown a lot that tanaka has a high level of mental toughness, and tsukishima is a sassy little bitch, even to yamachan. i think that sometimes he gets annoyed with yamaguchi because he's quite easily hurt. tanaka doesn't have that , he'll just bitch right back, and he absolutely adores it when tsukishima is rude and bitchy and sassy. tsukishima loves having someone he doesn't have to be careful around.

2; tsukishima likes to reward tanaka for being an awesome bf by giving some really. good. head.

3; in the rare occasion that tanaka has a small breakdown, tsukishima will just 'tch' and tell him to man up, but tanaka doesn't mind because it's his own personal wake-up call, and sometimes it's exactly what he needs to be told.

4; watching cliché movies and dragging the plot and the characters

4(extra); tsukishima begging him to never ever approach him in such ways and if they ever do get married, to get him a fucking dino figure because who even needs rings

5; TANAKA TATTOOING SOMETHING RELATED TO THE SALT KING (i highly recommend u considering tanaka w some rad fuckin sleeves) because who even cares about the possible future

6; when daichi and suga leave, imagine them sneaking off from ennoshita to scare the absolute shit out of other players

7; training together. nothing else to be said.

8; tsukishima making some incredibly inappropriate jokes when they're stretching together. tanaka gladly joins in. they end up basically having verbal sex with everyone listening. yamaguchi wants to kill himself.

9; HAVING THE FUNNIEST SEX AND STILL HAVING THE BEST ORGASMS EVER EVERY TIME. just, jokes. with boners. the best combo.

10; scaring the shit out of yamaguchi after watching scary movies

11; taunting nishinoya about being single, total pda whenever they see him. i'm talking tango style embrace with leg up, hands in neck and barely a quarter inch apart. nishinoya wants to die.

12; tanaka slapping tsukkis ass and tsukishima making some damn lewd noises iN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH

13; tsukishima drawing or painting on tanaka all the time

philcsophy ill post more later