Jace and sebastian behind the scenes (funny moments fanfic)

Jace and sebastian funny moments (Fanfic)

Jace: your hair is so white Sebastian how old are you?

Sebastian: your one to talk goldylocks

Jace: well at least I didn't kiss my sister.

Sebastian: well at least she kissed me back

Jace: she kissed me back!

Sebastian: yeah. In your dreams

Jace: well sorry to tell you but that's the only place she'll kiss you again

Sebastian: dad always loved me more.

Jace: I'm cool with that he killed me once

Sebastian: he never killed me because he knew I was the strongest

Jace: then how did I manage go kill you but you somehow lived and were brought back by Lilith!

Sebastian: because I'm cool like that

Jace: yeah cool enough to have your mommy save you. Twice

Sebastian: okay rapunzel that's it Your golden locks are going down!!!!

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Jace: MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh it's on!

Sebastian: I wonder if Clary is into bald guys?

Jace: Im sure she's into bald guys more then dyed blonde wanna be's!

Sebastian: my hair is naturally a white blonde thank you

Jace: ahhhh tell that to the five gallons of hair dye in your closet!

Sebastian: at least I don't wear clothes that make me look like an evil clown

Jace: at least I don't wear make up

Sebastian: I don't wear make up!

Jace: tell that to the eyeliner and mascara on your face but I think purple is the color for your eye shadow yellow really isn't working for you

Sebastian: aw thanks for the tip now how many times do you kill demons daily and around how many?

Jace: all day? probably seven maybe eight on a good day.why?

Sebastian: because I outrank you

Jace: how?!?!?

Sebastian: I am part demon stupid I know all the good hang outs I go and I kill the people who don't follow me in my plan to burn the world

Jace: and roughly how many do you kill?

Sebastian: uh... yesterday I killed one-hundred and two.

Jace: well at least I have a hot girlfriend

Sebastian: Yeah! My sister

Jace: yep and remember she's got powers and she hates you I'm the only thing that stands in her way of killing you though probably Jocelyn your real mom wants to do the honors

Sebastian: at least my mom's alive

Jace: yeah and she wants to kill you

Sebastian: At least I knew who my parents were!

Jace: I like a good mystery!

Sebastian: yeah how about the mystery of how my sister chose to break up with you!

Jace: She'd never break up with me!

Sebastian: your so full of yourself sometimes

Jace: Why shouldn't I be there is so much to be full of with my magnificent body!

Sebastian: wait Is that a zit?

Jace: WHAT!!?!? WHERE?!?

Sebastian: Oh sorry I lied

Jace: you suck

Sebastian: hey I'm getting tired... Finish this tommorow?

Jace: sure why not I could go for a nap