Just Me And The Dads( Stony And Spidypool

parenting rule #1:buying all the crap

Steves p.o.v

We finally got to stark tower, I got out of the car looked at tony and told him to get the baby . He of course ... rolled his eyes and got out of the car and followed me into the tower ,about 2 min later I relized something ... I felt like we forgot something ... (thinking )..... ( processing)...... (LIGHT BULB!!!)

"THE BABY " I yelled tony looked at me from the kitchen, pouring himself a drink, with fear in his face , he dropped his drink and ran to the elavator practically smashing all the buttons. We got down to the car and grabbed the baby, he smiled at me .

" well ... we're great parents " tony said with obious sarcasm tied in his words
" they never said it would be easy " I said looking at him with a smile on my face ,tony rolled his eyes and walked away we got back up to stark tower WITH THE baby this time , don't worry I checked . I sat down on the couch and put him in my lap ,now what do I do. ...I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV * click ,click , click* no.... nope ... definitely not ... AHA ! " look Peter Sherlock is on!" I said with so much excitement , he giggled a bit then looked at the TV , " you'll learn to love it " I said under my breath . We watched a couple episodes before I .... I mean Peter... fell asleep , I took him of my shoulder, put him in his crib and gave him a small kiss on the head ,then went to my room where tony was already fast asleep
"Aw. ... he looks so peaceful " I thought
" but he's on my side of the bed , ugh.."
I carefully tried pushing him to the other side of the bed ... but failed, I was way to exhausted from taking care of Peter that I couldn't focus . ( LIGHT BULB! ) :)
*grabs phone, pretends to call the adoption center *

" ah yes hello is this the adoption center ?" I turned my head and looked to see if tony had waken up
Nope ...not yet let's take it a step further

" I would like to know if I could adopt a baby girl "

" OH HELL NO ! "
Yup .... he's awake

" ONE LITTLE DEMON IS ENOUGH STEVE ! BETTER HANG UP NOW OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS !

" Alright alright alright calm down dad " I said with a smirk on my face
"now move over my handsome piece of metal , your taking up the whole bed " tony smirked and moved aside ,i sat down beside him , leaned over and gave him a small kiss then wrapped my arms around him And fell fast asleep .

Tonys p.o.v
" STEVE !!! NOOOOO I LOVE YOU DON'T GO .... YOU LITTLE BASTARD. BETTER WAKE UP RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T DO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU ....

~ end of dream ~

"Tony ....? Hun you ok ?"

" no no NO! " I screamed
" tony ... TONY !wake up ! It's just a dream "
I woke up with steve next to me practically screaming my name
" another bad dream ?..."
"Yeah I'm fine now ..."
"Good cause it's time to wake up and get dressed we have to go "
"To what ?" I asked confused,I could've sworn we had no plans today
"We have to go to the store and buy Peter what he needs remember? "
"UGH.....!!!"I groaned pulling myself out of bed and grabbing some somewhat clean clothes to change into , *sniff sniff * hmm..... smells clean enough it's only Walmart
" tony !!!!! Come on !!! Let's go ! "
I heard steve yell from the car
"COMING !" I yelled back grabbing my wallet on the way out the door . "Aren't you forgetting something?" Steve asked raising an eyebrow
"Hmm.... let me check. .. wallet , cash , clothes , shoes ,... you ,nope got everything. " I said with a smile
" does baby ring a bell...." Steve said , and I could see a smirk coming on his face
" oh.... yeah ! BE RIGHT BACK ! "
I got out of the car ran back inside and grabbed little Peter still fast asleep . God dammit, this dad thing keeps on getting harder and harder
I placed Peter in the car strapped on the seat belt and but the football helmet on, then got in the front seat and we drove to Walmart to spend all my money..... .

"Alright we're here !" Steve said with excitement in his voice,
We got out of the car and steve got Peter this time while we walked inside the store
" where's the first stop " I asked trying to act interested
" hmm.. how about let's get some stuff for the new baby room ?"
" sure , I was thinking of making the theme ' IRON MAN THE HERO ' " I gestured my hands in the air while steve looked at me with the look of Un impressed so I continued
" And in very very very ... tiny letters we'll put ' and captin america' "
I looked back at him with another smirk and of course knowing steve I could see him getting annoyed , I walk over to him and give him a small kiss he starts blushing and tries to still act mad at me so I turn my attention to Peter who was playing with his stuffed bear well... more like chewing on it.
Children ..... how can they put things in their mouth and not give any fucks, about what it is .

Steves p.o.v

While tony was over there taking care of Peter while starring into space thinking of who knows what, I was picking put some clothes that I'm sure Peter would love ♡

AW!!!! this one says " sorry girls I'm taken " HOW CUTE !!!!!!
Let me show it to tony .... now where is -.......I know

I grabbed a couple more clothes with adorable quotes on them and made my way to the drinks section, specifically the beer and wine station . It took me about 5 min before finding my two boys , u walked over to them and kneed down so I was facing Peter , I gave him a small kiss on the head then turned my attention to tony who already had his eyes closed ready for his . I gave him a small kiss to before looking at what was inside of the cart
" Tony ..... " I said raising an eyebrow
" yes ..." tony said looking away trying not to make eye contact
" What is all this beer doing here ?" I said this time crossing my hands and tapping my foot

" oh umm...... Peter .... uh.... PETER MADE ME DO IT I SWEAR !!! Tony said with his eyes closed pointing at Peter .

" Mhmmmm...... so.... Peter made you grab 50 packs of beer ? " I said still tapping my foot and one eyebrow raised

" yeess....... :) " tony said smiling lime a dofus
" Alright well * walks towards Peter In the cart* I guess that we should ask Peter shall we ?"

" uh......hhh.h....well he's only like 3 months old he can't talk " tony said pouting like a 3 year old

"Peter, did you get all theses beers and candy's and put them in the cart ?"

Peter out of now where shook his head "no" while tony had his mouth gaping open and a look of amazement in his eyes

" then who did ?" Peter took the binki out of his mouth and tried pointing at TONY
I looked back at the now whistling tony acting like nothing happened , I raised and eye brow at him
" you can only pick one box " I smirked at him
" ONE BOX !!!!!, BUT I'LL FINISH IT IN LIKE A DAY !!!!"

"well, then your just gonna have to make it last " I said winking at my now pouting husband while putting all the beers away and watching Peter giggle and Tony giving him his devilish look.