Now if you don't want to be a stalker go skip to one of my stories...they're actually interesting, I swear.
1) NAME
My name's Alida. I realize now I've never said that on wattpad.
2) HEIGHT
5ft 1" and proud.
3) WEIGHT
Nuh uh. I ain't going there right now.
4) AGE
I'm fourteen. Now that I swear I already told you guys.
5) BIRTHDAY
A freaking long way away.
6) GIRL BFF
None are cool enough to be on wattpad.
7) GUY BFF
The other side of the world.
8) CRUSH
Would you believe me if I said I never had one? My friends all think I'm nuts.
9) EVER FALL IN LOVE
Nah man, I'm fourteen, wouldn't recognize it if it punched me in the heart.
10) FAVOURITE FOOD
Lasagna. (Channel your inner Garfield, there's a little bit of him in everyone.)
11) LAST TEXT
Never give up. Never surrender. Never.
12) LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
Exactly 0 days. 0 hours. 0 minutes long. Dang I'm pathetic.
13) BATTERY PERCENTAGE
90% and going strong.
14) EYE COLOUR
People have classified it as: bluey-grayie.
15) ADDICTION
Netflix.
16) FAVOURITE SONG
When I See You Again - Wiz Khalifa
17) FAVOURITE ANIMAL
Hippopotamus. There. Done. Boom.
18) FAVOURITE COLOUR
Green, yellow, orange
19) SING IN THE SHOWER
Yes.
Just yes.
20) ONE WISH
To actually be able to finish a novel and publish it.
21) BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE
Every time I get a new story idea...of course I never actually write it, but hey.
22) WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN
Canada.
23) PET
My gerbil's dead. 😢
24) PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED
Geez I got over a decade. Don't rush me man.
25) FAVOURITE SUBJECTS
English & Math
Halfway there. This is fucking long. Holy crap. Is anyone actually reading this? Cause seriously if you aren't: good on you, you aren't wasting a good five minutes of your life on pointless crap that is my life.
26) FIRST KISS
So I haven't had crush. I've never been in a relationship. What do you think mind game?
27) INSECURE
Holy schist yes. F*ck you high school.
28) EVER SELF-HARMED
Does walking into a door count?
29) WHO I LOVE
My family. My lasagna. My book collection. My Netflix.
30) MISS ANYONE
Nah I'm pretty content.
31) HAIR COLOUR
Brown, but I was born a blondé.
32) RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Single and ready to mingle. Psych, no. Relationships are fucking hard.
33) LAST SONG YOU HEARD
I walked into French class this morning and my teacher was blasting Dancing Queen.
34) BIGGEST FEAR
Fear itself. (Yes. I just went there.)
35) BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
Nah mate.
36) SOMETHING YOU HATE
Tags. I honestly don't know why I'm still doing this. Shit I've already written 465 words. Nope wait: 469. But you know what? I'm going to directed my intelligence and keep going.
37) FAVOURITE TV SHOW
Friends. I love it as much as Ross loves his sandwich.
38) FAVOURITE MOVIE
The Princess Bride. How to Train Your Dragon. Pride and Prejudice (1995).
39) FAVOURITE BOOK
...shit just got real. The Princess Bride. Pride and Prejudice. Ender's Game. Divergent. Orbiting Jupiter. Legit the entire Hunger Games trilogy. Lorien Legacies. Sisters Grimm. Legend trilogy. The Lunar Chronicles. And last but not least: Percy Jackson. All of it. Just all of it.
40) FAVOURITE FOOD
I swear I did this one already.
41) JEALOUS OF
Those perfect people. You know the really intelligent and popular people that you can't hate because they're super nice too.
42) STAR SIGN
Aquarius.
43) MIDDLE NAME
Rose.
44) WORST HABIT
Starting stories and never finishing them cause none of em have a plot line.
45) NUMBER OF SIBLINGS
Uno. (The extent of my Spanish.)
46) NAMD OF SAID SIBLING
Em
47) SPORTS YOU PLAY
Soccer is all. Soccer is life.
48) TALENT
Making this tag as boring as humanly possible and the ability to put you asleep reading this.
49) EMBARRASSING MOMENT
That time when you almost burn your house down using the microwave...nobody? ...okay then.
50) CARRER CHOICE
...seriously. All that lead up for this? Are you freaking kidding me? I got no clue.
And now if you have taken however long out of your day to actually read this than I am impressed. You almost have less of a life than I do. I still win cause I actually took 20 minutes and wrote this shit all out.
~omgitshappenning 😑😑😑😑😑😑 I'm too tired to do the things now.
Holy crap this was 758 words.
Congratulations me.
762.
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Percy Jackson One Shots
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* Demigods and mortals and gods and monsters... Need I say more? DISCLAIMER : I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, nor the Heroes of Olympus
