Me: *watches TV, ignoring what everyone is saying*
Ashley: *farted* Ah, Roxi, did you hear that?
Roxi: Yes, it was you!
Ashley: No, it was Gideon!
Gideon: Yes, because my farts smell like roses. Roxi, do you smell the roses?
Alex: No, that's why it was your fart!
*taps me on the shoulder*
POST THAT ON WATTPAD
Me: What happened?
Ashley: *retells the whole conversation*
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations
