Me: *shooing the same fly away for 5 minutes and gets angry* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! *goes to fetch insect killer*
Ashley: *starts laughing at me*
Me: *comes back and waits for the fly to land on me again*
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The fly didn't come back :/
Also
Happy New Year!
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations
