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Rap

So, a couple of days ago we had a sub in my math class, and the next day, a kid told our teacher that I rapped about the substitute's shoes. I hadn't, but naturally, I wrote a rap. Coincidentally, I gave it to my teacher on their birthday. Here it is:

Shoe game is failin',
Louder than Van Halen,
This flow is countercultural,
My rhymes are smooth sailin'.

Creating some destruction,
Dilating a reduction,
Droppin' bombs and slayin' fools,
An imminent deduction.

Conversely converting,
Transforming and turning,
Yearning and burning,
Consistently learning.

Rapping verses super fast,
Sounding like a Can-Can.
As y'all can clearly tell,
I'm not afraid of the bird-man.

My pencil ain't stallin'
Grade point ain't fallin'
Think this test is hard?
I'll be 'ternally lollin'

You think this is impressive?
You're too easy to call out.
Spitting fire, radiation,
Looking like a fall out.

Super smash you in the ground,
Callin' it a Melee.
I'll throw out all of these verses,
Without a bit of delay.

Angle-Side-Side,
That's what I'm here to kick.
Proving that there's no congruent,
Nobody like *.

Superpowered math god,
That is what I am.
I'll take my super math god skills,
And ace that dumb exam.

It's a little bit cringy, but DEAL WITH IT!

*This was my name, but no thank you, I'm not sharing that