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Hi, my name is Vanessa and unfortunately I go to a school where I hardly fit in. Let me explain.
They always listen to mainstream songs and singers, like Justin Bieber, while I listen to Melanie Martinez and Halsey because omg i'm so different and nobody in the world listens to them!!!!111!!11!!!!
The girls wear shorts and crop tops, but I personally stick with leggings, hoodies, beanies and of course, band t-shirts. i'm so unique woooooaaah
The bad boy in our school, Baboon, has taken a liking to me. I don't know why though... I mean, the other girls are so much better than me. I think I might ask Baboon why he likes me...
3 hours later at school (please don't mind the crappy timeskip I'm just trying to emphasise the lameness)
I walk up to Baboon and tap him on the shoulders. "Baboon, I have to ask you something."
He turns around and I see his jawline so sharp it could cut cheese omg hottest bad boy 5ever
"What is it, Vanessa?" His ripped arms reach out to me wowzees my ovaries
"WHY DO YOU LIKE ME?" I blurt out. His gazing eyes pierce my soul and i can feel my uterus explode.
"Because, Vanessa, you are unique. Nobody listens to the music you listen to or wears things you wear because everybody else is the same except for you snjdansjdhjas wow much scientific evidence so doge very difference marry me," he says and I'm so intrigued I instantly turn into an ear canal.
"I love you Baboon."
GAHAHAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE FUNNY BUT IT'S SLOPPIER THAN YO MAMA
YES THAT WAS KIND OF A YO MAMA JOKE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY I LOVE YO MAMA JOKES
THERE IS A YO MAMA JOKE AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER TOO :D
ANYWAY MOVING ON TO THE CHAPTER
I HATE IT WHEN THE BOY LIKES THE GIRL BECAUSE SHE IS DIFFERENT AND THE OTHER GIRLS ARE SHALLOW
UM WHAT??????
I DON'T KNOW WHY I HATE IT I JUST DO
BUT ISN'T IT SO ANNOYING?!?!?!?!
AND WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK YOU SEE THAT THE GIRL ISN'T TOO DIFFERENT EITHER
EXCUSE YOU BABOON BUT THE "EMO PEOPLE" YOU BULLY AND FIND LAME HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS AS VANESSA
BUT YOU LOVE VANESSA AND NOT THE "EMO KIDS" BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOOO WEIRD RIGHT? YOU ONLY LOVE VANESSA BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BABOON
Ehem. That rant got a little personal right there.
BUT I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN IN REAL LIFE LESS POPULAR OR LESS LIKED PEOPLE DO SOMETHING/LIKE SOMETHING AND THE MORE LIKED PEOPLE ARE LIKE "um weirdo" AND WHEN MORE LIKED PEOPLE DO SOMETHING/LIKE SOMETHING THEY'RE LIKE "wow you're so funny and awesome" WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????!!!!!!
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Sorry about going off topic by the end. I hope my joke will make it up to you.
The Yo Mama Joke: YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PASSED IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW, WE DIDN'T GET SUNLIGHT FOR THREE DAYS.
#rekt
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