Le Admin's book of shiet

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Gym Teacher: Okay. *picks me and other classmate* Team Captains

Classmate 1: *picks another classmate*

Me: *thinks* Oh shit. We got my crush, my best friend, and the kid I promised I'd pick. Who should I pick? If I pick my crush, we can hang out and stuff. If I don't pick my friend she'll be pissed and we won't be friends. If I don't pick the kid I promised I'd pick, he'll hate me and he'll cry and everyone we'll hate me for not picking him cause I think he has a disorder oh wait no that's me come on me focus. *ends thinking* I CHOOSE PIKACHU

Gym Teacher: *facepalm*