Le Admin's book of shiet

My First Reaction to Undertale

(Cuz why da fuck not?)

STORY TEM

 Once upon a time I was playing charades with my other weeaboo friends when my Irish friend sat down and did the most Asian face possibly and kept saying 'mercy'. Nobody knew who it was so we gave up and he started ranting. 

 Friend: Do you guys know Undertale?

Me and everyone else: Is that a movie or something?

Friend: *rage quits* *sticks middle finger up and runs away*

Me: ? *searches Undertale up* 

Reaction to Toriel: 

 AWWWWWW IT'S A PIE GOAT!!! Wait why is it kissing a skeleton? *scrolls down* OH GOD IT'S HAVING SMEXY TIME WITH A SKELETON...

Reaction to Sans: 

Oh it's the dude who kissed pie goat...well then...*scrolls down more pictures* ...Oh it's pregnant now.....--.

Reaction to Pappyroo:

Oh. Spaghetti skeleton. Oh he has a theme too! *listens*  WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ALL MY LIFE

Reaction to Asgore:

Rapist.

Reaction to Mettaton: 

Gay Rapist.

Reaction to Muffet: 

Spider whore.

Reaction to Flowey: 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S A CUTE FLOWER *scrolls down and sees pic of Omega Flowey* JFC WTF IS THAT?! MY MINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ;n;

Reaction to Asriel: 

Where he legs?

Reaction to Frisk:

Oh look it's the Asian girl!

Reaction to Alphys:

Wat. Is. Dat.

Reaction to Undyne:

It's a Gill Knight...well then he must be the captain considering the giant spear and that eye...why are there lasers coming out of his eye...?

Reaction to Chara: 

*beautiful camel death sounds* IT'S FUCKING SATAN