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Grandma: *watching tv* I swear if that bully becomes President we're moving to Canada

Me: *thinking* AWWWW SHIT BOI I WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA CUZ IT'S CLEAN AND SHIT AND IT'S SO PEACFUL BUT IF I MOVE TO CANADA I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FUCKING COUSIN AGAIN THAT SNORES LIKE A FUCKING SNORLAX PLUS I HAVE TO LEAVE MY CRUSH AND BEST FRIENDS AND I OWE SOMEBODY 20 BUCKS PLZ GOD MAKE CLINTON PRESIDENT PLZ

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