Le Admin's book of shiet

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Me: What's the best part of learning another language?

Brother: Learning what bathroom is

Brother's friend: The swear words

Me: ...why are you not my friend?

Brother's friend: Sorry I don't accept friend requests from nerds

Me: And I don't accept friend requests from people who get their clothes from Walmart

Brother: *falls off bed, screaming oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo* YOU JUST GOT ROASTED BIATCH

Brother's friend: Fuck you