Yoonmin One Shots

HitHotHetHutHat

I don't effing know ^

THIS IS NOT HAPPY PT 2- ya'll were commenting so much while I was writing this. 73 comments? Wth...

So I wrote this up because I'm bored

Hope one of you enjoy this

The last one left me so unsatisfied

«fluff»

::where jimin is bored::

"BiBoBeBuBab."

"...What?"

"CibCobCebCubCab."

"What the fuck are you saying, Jimin?"

"DicDocDecDucDac."

"... Are you high?"

"FisFosFesFusFas."

"Jiminie, are you alright? I'm really concerned."

"GilGolGelGulGal."

"Um...?"

"HitHotHetHutHat."

"HitHotHetHutHat?"

"HitHotHetHutHat."

Yoongi repeated once again. "HitHotHetHutHat...?"

Jimin nodded. He was sitting besides Yoongi, but since his weird phonetic drawl started, Yoongi was facing him.

Yoongi stared at Jimin. He poked his cheeks.

Jimin poked out his tongue through his cheek, making Yoongi retract his fingers in surprise. But, he kept poking the younger's cheeks.

"Jiminie... Are you bored?"

He nodded.

Yoongi lightly pinched Jimin's cheeks. "What do you want to do?"

Jimin shrugged. "But, I want to do it with you."

Yoongi scrunched up his nose. "That was so cheesy.

Jimin shrugged once again.

Yoongi sighed, then smiled.

"Okay, do you want to talk about anything?"

Jimin held a thoughtful face, but then shook his head.

"Then, what do you want to do?"

He looked a bit embarrassed, his cheeks flushed.

"I want to play the pocky game."

Yoongi gave him a confused look.

"What's that?"

Jimin laughed. "Look it up, Hyung. Can I play with you?"

Yoongi thought 'Pocky...? Well that's a candy, right? Well it doesn't sound harmful...'

"Sure. I'll play. Explain me the rules."

Jimin nodded, excited. "I'll get the pocky first."

"You were already prepared for this?" Yoongi asked, amused.

Jimin stuck out his tongue as he went into the kitchen. "Well, I knew you'd say yes- especially after I explain the game to you, anyway."

Yoongi say there confused as Jimin came back with a box of pocky.

He sat legs crossed on the couch in front of Yoongi.

He got a piece of pocky out.

Yoongi questioningly tried to do the same- but Jimin stopped him.