EXO Jokes Part 2 [Completed]

Exo Scenario: When EXO members had a random conversation

Scenario: When EXO members had a random conversation

Kai: Hyung do you know that i saw a chicken at a movie and wow, is it me or i can really see chickens flying at our dorm?
D.O: You're hallucinating chicken isn't our dinner for tonight
Kai: Darn, maybe tomorrow i'll try that again

Kris: What if i try to sell my arts? Ha! I know they will buy it. Cause i'm an artist ha!
Tao: Maybe if you'd buy me a lot of gucci i'll sell them to our lovely fans and they'll buy it cause im fab

Luhan: Sehun-ssi, what if you'll have a chance to have a 1 hour talk to justin bieber-
Sehun: I'LL STARE AT HIM +______+
Luhan:
Sehun:
Luhan: Are you-
Sehun: Hyung i'm serious *_____*

Chanyeol: Baekhyun, do you think if i fried my ferret it'll taste good?
Baekhyun: Eew! That's disgusting! When did you thought about that?
Chanyeol: Since i came home from micronesia
Baekhyun: Go back then

Lay: Would the fans be happy if i go topless infront of them
Suho: What for
Lay: For them to be happy
Suho: I'll throw money i were to be your fan
Lay: Pls, i'm not a prostitute
Suho: Then think of something else

Chen: How's the mv hyung?
Xiumin: It's gonna be released tomorrow i hope it'll have a good feedback 
Chen: Oh really? I thought it was today? Cause i saw some of the comments on the internet awhile ago
Xiumin: Really?? What the fans say?
Chen: But they deleted it again maybe 3 seconds ago-
Xiumin: Here's a peny buy a person who could talk to you -_____-

credits: fb page exo

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lay oh gumaganun haha

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