Exo Jokes: Baeksoo and You
HUSBAND AS D.O
WIFE AS YOU
AND BAEKHYUN AS THE CONVICT
HUSBAND AND WIFE AND A CONVICT:
a man escapes from prison,where he has been for 15 years.He break into a house to look for money and gun's and find's young couple in bed. He order the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
while's he's in there,the husband tells his wife.
" Listen,this guys an escaped convict,look at his clothe's .He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.I saw saw how he kissed your neck.If he want's sex,don't resist,don't complain,do whatever he tell's you satisfied him no matter how much he nauseates you.This guy is probably very dangerous.If he gets angry,he'll kill us,Be strong honey.I LOVE YOU.
To which his wife response.
" He wasn't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ear.He told me he was GAY ,thought you were cute,and asked me if we had any VASELINE .i told him it was in the bathroom,Be strong honey.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
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Adik na vaseline yan, baekhyunie naman eh hanggang jan ba naman
haha
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