Why you should dislike me

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I like vaporwave unironically

I hate twizzlers

I'm too lazy to do makeup so I always look bad

I still worship Pepe

I make videos of myself saying yikes and don't delete them

I wink really bad

I have a Dan and Phil shrine

I spend $80 at Hot Topic (on myself)

I'm not cool enough to be a third wheel. I have to be a fourth wheel instead

I suck at typing

I get stressed about everything

I get frustrated easily

I can't pick between being a cat person or a dog person so I just say I'm an animal person

I'm really scared of the dark

I take too many pictures of the sky

I rarely take selfies but when I do they're all cringey

I say yikes.net too much

I'm too awkward to function

I wear Steven Universe shirts too much

I know all the lyrics to Sweatshirt

I go to the darkest part of YouTube and find really weird videos and watch them until I memorize all of the dialogue and/or lyrics.

I also send these really weird videos to the few amount of friends I have. That would explain why I don't have a lot of friends.

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