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Adelaide
Aaron
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"Do you know what I learnt in maths today?"
"Maths?"
"No I learnt that taco cat spelt backwards is still taco cat!"
"H-how did you learn that in math class?"
"Algebra's boring, nuff said."
"I could use algebra more than this information."
"Don't come to me then for advice, I'm just a bag full of useless information, cheesy puns and crap memes."
"I don't know whether or not to comfort or congratulate you?"
"What ever is the least patronising."
"I wonder what goes round in your head?"
"The fact that singing happy birthday and cutting a cake is very satanic..."
"Yeah actually I don't wanna know, I gotta go riceball."
"Same my friend is picking me up soon."
"You have friends?"
"Oh ha ha ha..."
"Yes I do and his name is Oliver, we are going to ride shopping carts around the shopping centre."
"Sounds fun, have fun with Oliver, Adelaide."
*hangs up*
"Well bye to you too asshole?"
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Short StoryThis is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questio...
