———————————————
Adelaide
Aaron
———————————————
"Hi!"
"Well now I know what it feels like to answer the phone when I'm in a bad mood. Jeez did you have to shout though?"
"Yeah, I did."
"Are you mad at me?"
"No, I'm not."
"Well... doesn't exactly sound like it bud."
"Well, that's because I'm a incey-wincey bit annoyed."
"I want to meet you. I truly do."
"I feel a but coming."
"Just not in the state I was."
"You looked fine from the behind."
"Aaron never say anything like that again."
"What? It was meant to be a- ohhh."
"Yeah ohhh dumbass."
"My bad..."
"Anyway, maybe sometime else? Like next week? Or month? Or year? You know let me just get mentally prepared and I will contact you."
"In that case I better postpone my funeral since you take forever."
"Ha...ha...ha! You made a funny!"
"Is that sarcasm I smell?"
"Unless you can suddenly smell through phones then no."
"You know what I mean."
"No I truly don't, enlighten me sensei."
"Shut up..."
"Wow you're easy to irritate. How am I still friends with you?"
"Thanks? I guess?"
"It's no- Never mind."
"Anyway... back to the meeting."
"I will make it easier. Next Saturday, train station at lunch time. Boom! Plans sorted, Adelaide's tired from having to be sociable going to sleep."
"How did you know if I'm even free?"
"You have no life, I bet you ten pounds you aren't busy for the next three weeks. No wait. Months."
"Shut up..."
"Holy shit. I'm right? Oh my god even I go out even if it's because my roommate forces me out!"
"Roommate?"
"Yeah, Thalia. The one you talked to like last month? I think?"
"Oh. Yeah the one who said you were dead."
"Sounds like her. Anyway gotta go goat. Me is sleepy."
"Bye. Call you tomorrow?"
"Sure!"
*hangs up*
"Holy shit I have to prepare."
YOU ARE READING
Small Talk #1 ✓
Short StoryThis is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questio...
