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Adelaide
Aaron
Thalia
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"Hey r-"
"Conan crematorium you kill em' we grill em', how may I direct your call?"
"What? Adelaide is that you?"
"..."
"Who are you and why are you laughing?"
"Thalia Conan here, glad to be of service!"
"Umm okay? Is Adelaide there?"
"Yeah she was just grilled a few minutes ago!"
"What?"
"Dude calm... choke on a chill pill she's in the bathroom and her phone started ringing."
"So you thought it would be funny to pretend that she's dead?"
"Precisely! God Aaron keep up!"
"W-wait... how do you know my name?"
"Ummm... Oliver? Yes I will help you walk your goldfish! Okay gotta go Olly is calling bye!"
"Okay?"
"Okay bye Goat boy I will pass you to Ant."
"Ant?"
"Ant?"
"Addy! You're not dead!"
"Did I miss something? Should I be dead?"
"Don't worry... who's Thalia and Oliver?"
"Oh they're friends of mine, I swear I've mentioned them before? I don't know how they managed to get into my house but what can you do?"
"Phone the police?"
"You would be surprised how much that doesn't help."
"Okay... I just wanted to see if you're okay."
"Why? Have I done something? Am I upset?"
"Wait I know I'm not upset..."
"Okay addy, I need to go now. Tomorrow I expect you to call me."
"Will do goat boy."
"Wa-"
*hangs up*
"How do your friends know me...?"
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Small Talk #1 ✓
Short StoryThis is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questio...
